Stealth Drunk

You know how annoying it is when you can't bring your beer with you to get shit faced in public? You know what I mean, all those places that bar you from brining in your own booze and drinking, places like the movies, church, court, Chucky Cheese, etc. Problem solved! Introducing the Beer Belly! Now you can be drunk anywhere, and as a bonus, you instantly get that sexy physique that drives all the women at the trailer park wild!